Also, why would anyone need 10 copies of the Communist Manifesto?
Bank: "we've detected some possible fraud on your account." Me: "oh no." Bank: "did you recently purchased a gym membership?" Me: "uh…yes." Bank: "umm…are you sure? Because based on your other purchases our algorithm says it's impossible that you would ever do that."
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To prop up a bunch of short table legs?
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Wait... You use a bank????? :o
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Weird, it's almost like you absolutely need a bank to live at anything more than a pure subsistence level in today's society.
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That's a colder burn than when Netflix asks if you are still watching.
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Sthg similar actually happened to me lol
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Lo que callamos algunos.
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I recommend reading Quality Land by Mark Uwe Kling.
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Completely plausible scenario.
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