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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 24 May 2019
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    Waiter: "can I get you anything else?" Me: "no, that's all." Waiter: "any dessert?" Me: "no thanks." Waiter: "any coffee or tea?" Me: "no." Waiter: "any brandy or wine?" Me: "no, nothing else." Waiter: "okay great I'll bring you the check in 30-40 minutes."

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      1. Volgograd Vinny‏ @VinnyPossum 24 May 2019
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        You know you can just ask for the check, right?

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      1. Lane Abshire‏ @LAAbshire 24 May 2019
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        Waiter: can I get you anything else? Guest: No, we're good for now (sits at their table for another hour not ordering anything while there's a wait at the door)

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      1. Goku Einstein‏ @DerekPutin 24 May 2019
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        Hey....followme please. (^:

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      1. RevengeTortoise‏ @RevengeTortoise 24 May 2019
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        As a waiter, we are more busy than you think keeping everything under control!

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        But if the waiter only did his job as a waiter he would be living in bad faith

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      1. reasonable man‏ @daveloach2 24 May 2019
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        LMAO :)

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      1. Vasco Aaron‏ @Vasco_Aaron 24 May 2019
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        just started working at a restaraunt and this hurts

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      1. Bidoof's Scofflaw‏ @DevourerRose 25 May 2019
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        I know that I am on the opposite side of the argument to most people, but I get very antsy and quickly upset if the bill doesn't come promptly. If a diner puts the check on the table with my meal, it's probably going to become our regular.

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        Haha Whoa!

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      2. JohnBrownsSecretClone‏ @ssecretclone 24 May 2019
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        but sir, its wafer thin . . .

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