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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 22 Apr 2019
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    People think capitalism is the default state of nature, but we also find it bizarrely unnatural. Imagine, for example, if an alien species arrived on Earth and we asked them why they came, and they responded that they were trying to maximize value for the shareholders.

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      2. Pupa‏ @HalfBurntCouch 22 Apr 2019
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        Calvin and Hobbes went therepic.twitter.com/CNAIlmvGzu

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      3. Pupa‏ @HalfBurntCouch 22 Apr 2019
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        Link in case it's blurry: https://www.google.com/search?q=calvin+hobbes+we+prefer+your+extinction+to+the+loss+of+our+job&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS813US813&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTp5XY_uThAhVMrlkKHX54BRwQ_AUIDigB#imgrc=Zue0yjwyU4G8nM …:

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      2. gerald zuckier‏ @gzuckier 22 Apr 2019
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        We don't manage interpersonal relationships with our families, friends, tribe, etc. by anything resembling capitalism. In fact, families are run on the proverbial "From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs" basis.

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      3. Taylor Kessinger  🔧 🔰 🐙 🧦 🌐‏ @koaleszenz 22 Apr 2019
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        this works pretty well for groups of like fifty people

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      2. FLYING CIRCUS HAS BEEN RELEASED!  🏳️‍⚧️‏ @open_sketchbook 22 Apr 2019
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        i mean... that wouldn't be that outlandish? colonialism was driven by capitalism. if aliens come here to take our shit, it seems plausible they'd be similarly motivated? capitalism isn't *unnatural* any more than any other human construct. unethical, sure, but not unnatural

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      3. FLYING CIRCUS HAS BEEN RELEASED!  🏳️‍⚧️‏ @open_sketchbook 22 Apr 2019
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        naturalistic fallacy seems a poor basis to attack capitalism on when we have... *checks* the last like five hundred years of human history?

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      2. ǟռɖʀɛա and 3,486 others‏ @amillermsme 22 Apr 2019
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        you mean, like, trade? . . . . . the thing that happens all the time everywhere?

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      3. DeMouse‏ @EdwardNaus 22 Apr 2019
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        Trade isn't what leftists are complaining about when we attack capitalism. When we say capitalism we mean the system by which people can make money just by being the owner of a company, without actually contributing any of their own labor.

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      2. Manic Pixie Dream Professor‏ @DarrinLRogers 22 Apr 2019
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        There are SF plots like this. The aliens tend not to be friendly. They want to do things like strip-mine the planet, steal our unique genetics, etc. In other words, the aliens are us in alien suits.

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      3. Matthew Prorok‏ @MJtheProphet 22 Apr 2019
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        Which just feels weird. Like, Earth has nothing that isn't plentiful throughout the cosmos, so any aliens who say things like that are lying. And if profit motive could drive space exploration, we'd be further along.

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