No one said that ring was for a finger
After witnessing the success of Game of Thrones, we can conclusively say that Tolkien's big mistake in Lord of the Rings was not including constant graphic sex scenes. Who cares about what happens to the One Ring if we don't simultaneously get to know about Aragorn's cock?
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There were like two girls in Tolkien.
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Yeah. 1. Galadriel 2. Arwen, Eowyn, Rosie, Freda, Freda's mother
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I've heard all I need to know about The One Ring. Tell me more about the other ring.
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Spoiler alert-Sean Bean still dies
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It probably has more to do with politics and palace intrigue
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LoTR was a success too tho ._.
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