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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 3 Apr 2019
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    if i were a runway model, my signature move would be to get to the end of the runway, then pat my pockets and look puzzled like i forget something, so i would have a plausible excuse to turn around and walk right back where i had just come from

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      1. Cornelio del Rancho‏ @bolasoman 3 Apr 2019
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        It would work even if the model doesn’t have any pockets to pat... she could make the “OMG I forgot to put my pants!” face.

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      2. Knight of Ēalōnshire  🇬🇧‏ @PatOfLancs 3 Apr 2019
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        Do you mean a 'catwalk' model? A runway is what aeroplanes take off from. I suppose an airport could host a big fashion festival with models parading on the runway.

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      3. Knight of Ēalōnshire  🇬🇧‏ @PatOfLancs 3 Apr 2019
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        Sorry, just taking the piss (making fun of) a bit. Keep up the good work : )

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      2. Elizabeth Dalton‏ @e_m_dalton 3 Apr 2019
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        You could pat where your pockets are supposed to be, realize you HAVE NO POCKETS (ok, I’m assuming even male clothing in fashion shows doesn’t include usable pockets), look horrified, and sprint backstage, pulling off clothing as you go.... no? 😜

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      1. TalulahulaBelievesTara‏ @therestisadvert 3 Apr 2019
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        But please wait for the next model to get right behind you before you abruptly turn around.

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      1. Geniuses Choose Green {e^(iπ)+1}‏ @ebdibbett 3 Apr 2019
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        For extra special nights: the silent epiphany--"ooooh, I left it on the table!"

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      1. Andy Beaton‏ @aiabx 3 Apr 2019
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        If you always carry a ratty old student backpack with you and open it up and look inside, maybe rummage around a bit, it lends credibility to the manoeuvre.

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      1. Comrade_cerveza‏ @MDomingoyoung 3 Apr 2019
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        I LOVE IT Angels look out

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        Puzzled face would be so innovative, one could think it's about real humans walking there.

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