It would work even if the model doesn’t have any pockets to pat... she could make the “OMG I forgot to put my pants!” face.
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Do you mean a 'catwalk' model? A runway is what aeroplanes take off from. I suppose an airport could host a big fashion festival with models parading on the runway.
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Sorry, just taking the piss (making fun of) a bit. Keep up the good work : )
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You could pat where your pockets are supposed to be, realize you HAVE NO POCKETS (ok, I’m assuming even male clothing in fashion shows doesn’t include usable pockets), look horrified, and sprint backstage, pulling off clothing as you go.... no?

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But please wait for the next model to get right behind you before you abruptly turn around.
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For extra special nights: the silent epiphany--"ooooh, I left it on the table!"
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If you always carry a ratty old student backpack with you and open it up and look inside, maybe rummage around a bit, it lends credibility to the manoeuvre.
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I LOVE IT Angels look out
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Puzzled face would be so innovative, one could think it's about real humans walking there.
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