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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 26 Feb 2019
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    The worst part about being married that no one prepares you for is having to watch your spouse load the dishwasher and they are doing it WRONG.

    9:13 AM - 26 Feb 2019
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      1. JG: high functioning chaotic neutral‏ @NefariSC 26 Feb 2019
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        Wait until the offspring load it without the benefit of Tetris culture.

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      2. Stephen Kinsey‏ @st_kinsey 26 Feb 2019
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        My wife refuses to load the dishwasher anymore because I always go behind her and rearrange it. Now, I load and she unloads. It took us five years to figure this out.

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      3. Charlotte Roberts‏ @ieBaringa 26 Feb 2019
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      2. Jordan Carroll, still.‏ @ploogle 26 Feb 2019
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        Even better when you've also been loading it wrong, so now it's two wrong people wrongly loading it the wrong way.

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      3. ἀρετή‏ @PrettyNoice 26 Feb 2019
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        If you wrongly do something the wrong way, doesn't it make it right, like (-) and (-) make (+) ?

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      2. Stephen Gingell‏ @Ring_of_Gyges 26 Feb 2019
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        The solution is elimination of the managerial class, allowing the worker to dictate the terms of their own labor. I.e. “If you don’t like how I do it do it yourself!”

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      3. Real_Moldy‏ @MoldyWarp 26 Feb 2019
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        that's always the solution, comrade!pic.twitter.com/C8esGltjKo

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      1. Justice Haze‏ @justice_haze 26 Feb 2019
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        If you are married to someone who does the dishes, be happy.

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      2. Andrew Harmer‏ @andrew_harmer 26 Feb 2019
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        First I used to think that. Then I used to say that. Now we're divorced.

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      3. Real_Moldy‏ @MoldyWarp 26 Feb 2019
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        you found the solution to the marriage problem! it was right there in front of us all along!

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