according to zeno, it's not possible to finish a text because you can only finish half of it, and then half of that, and then half of that, etc. those greeks really had things figured out
I've heard tell that some ancient Greek stoic masters had such control over themselves that they could get drunk after a bad breakup without texting their ex.
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Wrong Zeno.
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I'm guessing it would have been the stoicism that led to the bad breakup in the first place....
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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Not from a Jedi.
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Didn't count if they then went and forged a bunch of ostraka.
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But only by imagining that their exes died.
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in the words of Epictetus, "tru dat"
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Not all though, sadly :^( Some still succumbed to their feelings and sent her a 3 tablet message
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