If I could go back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, I'd find the person who invented beer so I could shake their hand and be like "congrats, well done."
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Philosopher has chance to fix the world and chooses beer instead. Sounds about right.
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I'd give 5k Kalashnikovs with 200k rounds of ammunition to the plebs during the secession, along with a cookbook titled "69 Ways To Cook a Patrician".
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Just have someone buy his frigging art. If he could’ve made it as a painter...
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I'm pretty sure there is some law of the Internet that requires this to be posted whenever time travel and Hitler are mentioned together (if not, there should be): https://www.tor.com/2011/08/31/wikihistory/ …
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My target would be Christoper Columbus, on his 1st return journey. Decreases the chances of anyone repeating his journey for a while. Any germs spread hopefully helps immunity develop and peoples will recover by the time more colonizers decide to risk the journey.
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Only historians should be allowed to time travel backwards, with invisibility capes of course.
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