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There is this old guy at my office that I swear is the most boring person ever. He tells like 30 minute stories about how he changed his oil or something. He's actually so boring that whenever he starts talking I listen intently, fascinated at how someone could be so boring.
He told a story about his kid gifting him Bluetooth headphones, detailing: - unwrapping it - his reaction - their reasons for giving it - setting it up - what he listened to - his reaction after more thought I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if he could drag it out more.
I've thought about this: it would be impossible to be the most boring person in the world because that fact would be at least a little bit interesting.
This is also how all numbers are interesting: being the lowest uninteresting number would be interesting, so there isn’t a lowest one, so there aren’t any.
I do this to the younger kids in my office as a joke. I overly detail my story to punish them for their wasted youth.
ask him the metaphysical concepts of oil
Very cool that you work with Joe Biden.
I believe the description you are looking for is “midwestern white man”
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