$15 in my venmo and I'll give you one 30 minute Skype lesson on how to be normal. Your first test: five seconds of sustained eye contact
But Jean-Paul Sartre said we cannot stand to make eye contact because it forces us to realize we are just an object under the gaze of the Other, and he was for sure not just a weirdo.
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He could make eye contact with two people at the same time!
End of conversation
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Hell is Skyping with other people.
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Good luck getting that lazy eye to anything...
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I avoid making eye contact because I don't like making people flinch.
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My eye contact is the one objectifying the other. I tell you, waiters simply look at the floor now.
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But would Sartre be on Snapchat?
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And thus a free lesson is granted, the crux of which is "He with the most Twitter followers is the professor, not the student."
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