Existential Comics

Plato - literally actually an aristocrat we know by his wrestler name, the embodied form of the prep-jock.

Mengzi - maximally preppy because it was his job to be fussy about decorum, but not quite maximally jocky because one suspects that he most certainly did not even lift.

Nussbaum - honestly should have been jockier (she most certainly does even lift) but I have already uploaded the photo now. Kinda preppy, but sometimes a bit more counter-cultural than this would suggest.

Du Bois - never did a day's real work in his life and most certainly did not even lift, but without anybody forcing him to wore a top hat and Prussian cavalry officer gloves, so maxing out on preppishness at least.

Wollstoncroft - ok I was actually torn on whether she should be more Goth but I ultimately think that is me just reading features of Mary Shelley into her, on her own merits she's neither especially goth nor prep nor jock nor nerd.

Neurath - would absolutely have been in a communist frat, but is after all just a little bit counter-cultural. Goth jock.

Camus - tbh I am very influenced by the @existentialcoms portrayal so here he is.