*pushes up glasses* Well, actually...
This year, give the gift of philosophy. I've found that everyone loves to have their core beliefs questioned, especially if you are really smug about it.
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Just here to make sure a “But do they, though?” joke was made
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Ah but you see, I am already eating from the trashcan all the time.
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“There’ll be scary spook stories and tales of the glories of Christmas long long ago!”
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Already did about marijuana and the Virgin birth with my family. I think they love me for it
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I give this gift every year, always a hit
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Well, after all, philosophy is the noble art of pedantry.
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That's a limited viewpoint. It's also in-jokes with a highly technical vocabulary that also enable philosophers to recognise one another. We don't need all the rolled-up trouser leg and strange handshake rubbish.
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