just saving this for laterpic.twitter.com/seExf2IbiU
I love being a popular twitter account, because I get to share my thoughts with thousands of people who hate me, and will screenshot any questionable thing I say so they can bring it up three years later to prove to everyone that I am shit.
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My favourite part of your tweets is when people think your shitposts are super srs business and need essay length rebuttals
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Here here
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This better not be about that European culture tweet.
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for what it's worth, I sincerely love you, popular twitter @ and I know that because I also hate you
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Sometimes our biggest measure of success is that we're irritating the right people. And just think of all the harm they could be doing in the world if they weren't obsessively archiving your screenshots. You're doing the Lord's work.
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so it's like being married, you're saying?
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Truly a delightful use of someone's free time.
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