Real men drink pain
The funniest part about masculinity is that you aren't allow to put sugar in your alcoholic drinks to make them taste good. People who want good tasting drinks: not real men.
-
-
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
Men are allowed to drink fruity drinks provided they are in close proximity to a body of water. I go to pool parties just so I can drink strawberry daiquiris at 9 in the morning while singing Lady Gaga.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Counterpoint: The Old Fashioned
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Drink something better if it needs sugar.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
And then you have Ernest Hemingway, Paragon of Manliness, who loved his Daiquiris
-
And shotguntinis.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
on one hand yeah, on the other hand i have this to thank for never getting into alcohol
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
If they only knew how much sugar was in jägermeister
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.