Raccoons are the type of animal you wouldn't trust enough to loan $100, but you would trust enough to help you bury a body.
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i trust the raccoon to value the experience of burying a body more than the $100 that neither of us have anyways
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It’s not so much a matter of trust as it is of leveraging the raccoon’s natural skill set. Digging? Yup. Investment analysis? Not so much.
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I might trust them to wash and then consume the body...
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This is so unbelievably true
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Best of friends. Zero trust issues since you know they're BSing you - just like he does everyone.
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I would trust then to teach me the intricacies of *sniff* ideology and *sniff* the commodity fetishism of Hitchcock and "They Live".pic.twitter.com/OC7AC1pQi1
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