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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 24 Nov 2018
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    Decoding phrases used by employers when describing what they want: "Believes in the company's mission" = "willing to take less money." "Has great work ethic" = "willing to work longer hours." "Has a passion for this work" = "willing to take less money while working longer hours."

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      2. Pavel A. Samsonov‏ @PavelASamsonov 24 Nov 2018
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        "Self-starter" = "willing to work with shitty management" "Can manage up" = "willing to do the manager's job in addition to their own" "Performs well in a flat organization" = "willing to work without a chance to be promoted"

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      1. Quantum Tweet‏ @ProsinPlanet 24 Nov 2018
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        "Works hard, plays hard" = "willing to work longer hours and become a functioning alcoholic to cope just like the rest of us"

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      1. Claire  💙 💨‏ @MamboCat84 24 Nov 2018
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        "Going the extra mile"; works overtime for no pay.

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      1. Jocelyn Saragona‏ @lafemmesaragona 24 Nov 2018
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        “Hire passionate people.” = “Hire people who pretend that this bullshit brings meaning to their lives.”

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      1. t i a b l a‏ @tiabla 24 Nov 2018
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        Replying to @existentialcoms

        “Comfortable with ambiguity” = cool with clusterfucks

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      1. Wyatt Derp  🖐️  🖐️‏ @WyattDerpy 24 Nov 2018
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        Replying to @existentialcoms

        "Results-oriented" = willing to break ethical rules to meet quotas.

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      1. grumpyboy‏ @grumpyboy 24 Nov 2018
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        is a flexible worker.... will work any old hours and never see their kids and probably endup divorced

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      1. Dolores Flores  🌼 🇨🇦 🌼 🇲🇽 🌼‏ @dolores_flores 24 Nov 2018
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        "We don't micro-manage and give you freedom" = manager does 0 managing , leaving colleague disputes to persist, creating toxic workplace atmosphere

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      2. Hell is Empty (So fill it with Nazis)‏ @Sleestak 24 Nov 2018
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        See also: "We're family."

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