45: I have become human Tupperware 55: I throw myself out for new Tupperware with a lid that fits 65: Even my obsolescence is now obsolete
Dreams at each age: 15: one day I'll find great love. 20: one day I'll become a great person. 25: one day I'll make the world great. 35: one day I'll throw out all my Tupperware at once, and buy a bunch of different sizes but all with the same lid.
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... and upgrade it to glass
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Two words: Vintage Pyrex.
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My dream at 45: Throwing out all my socks and underpants and buying entirely new ones
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25 is too optimistic for my taste.
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What if 25 was at 15 ? Am I offset ??? Omg I'm scared
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40: I'll give up buying Tupperware entirely and just order Chinese food from the same restaurant every time.
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27 :Maybe I will achieve dying of an Overdose....
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Oh shit! I hate how much tupperware I have! This tweet is totes me.
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