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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 10 Nov 2018
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    I hate it when fortune cookies just give you advice. I don't need my dessert giving me any advice. Just tell me the god damn future already, you pretentious cookie.

    5:16 PM - 10 Nov 2018
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      1. Charles‏ @StillbornWalker 10 Nov 2018
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        Is this better?pic.twitter.com/0stsDuaFSd

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      2. Left of Marx‏ @themarxest 10 Nov 2018
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        I would never eat there again.

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      1. Laurie O'Neill‏ @SocraticSarcasm 10 Nov 2018
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        I seriously once had a fortune cookie tell me that "You will order some Chinese Food soon." It was inaccurate because I had already ordered it.

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      1. Paul Glenn‏ @pfglenn 10 Nov 2018
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        I also hate pithy expression cookies.

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      1. Ramon‏ @monan_vc 10 Nov 2018
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        Ok, but a fortune cookie as dessert?

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      1. Easter Jam‏ @Its_Jamin 10 Nov 2018
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        Adding "in bed" to the end makes them better.

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      1. Jill McGregory‏ @JillMcGregory 10 Nov 2018
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        Once got a fortune cookie that said, "There comes a time in every man's life when a yen is just Japanese money."

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      1. Follow me (Adam)((Online))‏ @AdamUltraberg 10 Nov 2018
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        *Portentious

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      2. Raquel Cabrera‏ @94_Rachell 10 Nov 2018
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        Jajajaja "limpia tu casa"

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