Beating someone with a whip and vandalizing a bank is also in the realm of possibilities
I like that question "what would Jesus do?", because the answer is pretty much always "give all your wealth to the poor" but no one ever does that lol.
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table-flipping jesus is best jesus
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Someone’s been reading Kierkegaard
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Duh. American white Jesus was a capitalist. He would have liquidated his assets and filed for bankruptcy, leaving his customers/constituency holding the bill.
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Yeah but it's short for 'What would *American* Jesus do?' And the answer is always shoot the poor.
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the answer is always apparently “he would reinforce the patriarchal in-group of which he is a cartoon figurehead by attacking and erasing all those who threaten the stability and coherence of the in-group’s brutal historical momentum and entrenched power structures”
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