My dream job is to be the CEO of Twitter. How awesome would it be to wake up every day get paid to come up with ideas on how to make this website even more shit than it already is.
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Me, as the CEO of Twitter: "lol what if we got rid of retweets and only had the quote retweets so you HAVE to comment." The board: "lol everyone would hate it, here's another $5 million."
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don't,,,,, don't Give them IDEAS
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The great thing about being the CEO of a social media company is that you literally cannot fail. Your good decisions will be obvious and your bad decisions will be dismissed as bold and adventurous.
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There's got to be an interesting freedom in knowing your users hate you and hate your product but can't leave.
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Easily solved: just retweet with a Turd emoji as the comment. You're welcome.
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“What about removing all the nazis?” “Oh no, people would love it, can’t have that. One more idea like that and you’re fired”
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