Me, as the CEO of Twitter: "lol what if we got rid of retweets and only had the quote retweets so you HAVE to comment." The board: "lol everyone would hate it, here's another $5 million."
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My dream job is to be the CEO of Twitter. How awesome would it be to wake up every day get paid to come up with ideas on how to make this website even more shit than it already is.
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I'd change the word "tweet" to twittering. Come on guys, join me in
#twittering.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Leftsider, per our earlier exchange.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Took me a minute back in the day to move past the whole idea of rejection. I had to learn in most cases it's not personal. It's natural. Everybody isn't cut out for everyone or everything. And that it isn't a limiting thing. It's maximizing the experience you are compatible for
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Someone sounds happy
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I actually can't think of a more difficult job....
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"I hate this thing I use so much that I really don't have to use" - yet another millennial philosopher
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Idea - remove
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