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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms Oct 19

    The thing I legitimately don't get about evolution is that we find like every other animal baby cuter than human babies. Baby cat? Cuter. Baby elephant? Cuter. Baby kangaroo? Cuter. Baby bear? Cuter. Baby raccoon? Cuter. Not even close. Explain this, science man. You can't.

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      2. Mason Herson-Hord 🌹 🌻  🐙‏ @mason_h2 Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        It's because human babies just aren't very good as far as babies are concerned. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, that's just the truth

        2 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
      3. Robert “Spooky Costa-Hawkins” Raymond  🧙‍♂️ 🎃 👻‏ @robpertray Oct 19
        Replying to @mason_h2 @existentialcoms

        Yes, THANK YOU. I’ve been trying to explain this to my child for years.

        0 replies 1 retweet 63 likes
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      2. Chef/Ali‏ @Floppy_Divac Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        probably because the maturation period for humans is so much longer, thus a baby human is more like a tiger fetus. a baby tiger is more like a human toddler; 3 and 4 year olds are cute as hell.

        2 replies 3 retweets 50 likes
      3. it ya boy,  👻‏ @zukoarc_enjoyer Oct 19
        Replying to @Floppy_Divac @existentialcoms

        okay science man you'll have this one. now tell me why humans have such ridiculously long pre-adult lives compared to pretty much any other animal

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      4. Hubris is a  💀Spooky 💀 Word‏ @D_r_G_o_n_z_o Oct 19
        Replying to @zukoarc_enjoyer @Floppy_Divac @existentialcoms

        Cause our brains are too big. We come out physically under-developed because that's as far as we can get before our noggins would be too big to fit through a woman's hips. There are other factors, too, but that's the big one.

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      1. Eron Guilherme‏ @erongm Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        Because we killed the ones the werent cute.

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      2. Nerd Matthew James‏ @nerd_matthew Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        I wonder if evolutionarily it’s part of a deeper understanding that the world is dying, and as sentient beings we appreciate new life that resembles us symmetrically because we’re going to go extinct too.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3.  🌹 Sio Ré‏ @simonerooo Oct 19
        Replying to @nerd_matthew @existentialcoms

        Probably not. Deep though.

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      2. Antonio Luiz M. C. Costa‏ @ALuizCosta Oct 19
        Replying to @choracuica @existentialcoms

        I beg to differhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPB3llsX6BA …

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      1. Coyote Steel‏ @Coyote_Steel Oct 19
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        Cuteness is the only objective aesthetic measure. The truth is he truth, and the truth is our babies are uuuugly.

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      1. Polly Dennis‏ @PollyMarieDenn1 Oct 20

        Dogs actually think we're cute, so at one time I suppose it was advantageous for them to allow us fatten up.

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      2. Marco Peereboom‏ @marco_peereboom Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        They are cuter when they are yours.

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      2. Utiliwife‏ @EAddlesperger Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        Because adult animals are cuter than adult humans. Cuteness is a value that scales.

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      1. Andrei (andrei0x309)‏ @andrei0x309 Oct 19
        Replying to @existentialcoms

        If we are the so-called dominant spices, it is clear that we should have a minus in cuteness. Monsters often don't look nice.

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