I don't believe you about the "regretfully" part.
"As a philosopher, it is my solemn duty to pursue the truth above all else. Which is why I must regretfully inform you that your baby is ugly."
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Was that from the Republic or the Phaedo?
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Isn’t beauty subjective?! And if so, outside the realm of epistemological assessments.
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Nah, some babies look like Winston Churchill, and that's objectively bad.
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I regret to inform you that you may be missing the infinite beauty expressed by every living cell.
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A kinder truth was "it looks just like it's parents"
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Thank goodness. I thought it was just me.
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