Slavoj Žižek is important because I firmly believe that each generation needs at least one philosopher who you could picture eating a hotdog after it had fallen on the ground.
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The complete history of philosophers who you could picture eating a hotdog after it had fallen on the ground: 500 BC: Heraclitus 400 BC: Diogenes 390: Augustine 1050: Anselm 1500: Machiavelli (if no one was looking) 1750: Hume 1850: Marx 1900: Frege 1950: Sartre 2018: Žižek
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Marx would eat the hell out of that hot dog then ask Engels for the money saying he had to pay for itpic.twitter.com/lWSVNN8WKZ
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if žižek and diogenes got in a fist fight who would win
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Diogenes beats off all, even himself in the market place
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diogenes wouldn't even bother to pick it up. he'd eat it off the ground like a dog, then yell wicked barbs at anyone foolish enough to stare at him
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This list should end at 1500. Machiavelli would eat that hot dog, the person who dropped it, all of their relatives, all of the other hot dogs, and finally the recipe for hot dogs, thus preventing this situation from ever potentially threatening the prince again.
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One must imagine the philosopher happy to eat the floor sandwich
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Nobody told Diogenes about the five second rule :)
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You’ve forgotten 1995: George Constanza. Yes, he’s a philosopher alright.
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Wittgenstein?
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Wittgenstein probably would have pulled a Spock: - Why are you eating this Hot Dog? - Because it is there! *crunch* - Ow! My tooth... - Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for picking off a Hot Dog from the road...
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