No, I aspire to be on the Supreme Court, so when I wake up I usually think, “I like beer. I drink beer. I like beer. Sometimes maybe too much. How much beer do you drink? I always drink whatever the chart says.”
Do you ever wake up actually feeling pretty good for once, and think to yourself, "damn, I drank EXACTLY the right amount of whiskey last night"?
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Yes, I do. From time to time. (More often I wake up feeling "Oh god, I have to go to work because we haven't destroyed capitalism yet")
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You're drinking it wrong
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Yes, for the past 16 years.
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Haha, hell yeah. Good times good times.
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Once and never again...
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In that the right amount for me is zero, sure.
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Never
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