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Jobs for philosophers: 1. Teaching philosophy. 2. Working in politics. 3. Advising companies on ethics. 4. Professional party ruiner who won't shut up about Kant when people are just trying to watch the game.
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Heck, I'll do #4 for free
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This is why the wages are so low. Hobbyists ruining it for the professionals.
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When people watch a game during a party they're already ruining it -- don't blame the philosopher
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Number 4 is as inevitable as it is obvious: if you can rationally will that everyone discusses Kant, it is a categorical imperative that you don't shut up about it.
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Got a good kick outa this
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If everyone shit up about kant noone would know how deontology works, so I therefore have an imperfect duty to keep talking about kant
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Number 4 is really more of a vocation than a profession.
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How do I hire a philosopher to ruin sportsball game parties? I may have a need.
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