But nothing he said would ever be true.. because he's always lion.
If a lion could speak, he would probably say a bunch of badass stuff like "I came here to kick ass and eat zebras, and I'm all out of zebras" and "I'm a lion motherfucker!"
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I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't understand you.
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The caveat is that he would sound like Bert Lahr.
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Is the lion named Samuel l. Jackson?
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Although it is an extremely small sample size, my experiences with talking lions end up with them singing.
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And they all have that weird Black Panther accent... because, you know, Africa. Which is weird because they aren't black or panthers.
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Or he’s just be a lion down and letting the lioness do the hunting.pic.twitter.com/5JMFTONlo3
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