Pick up lines like that are why philosophy majors never get laid.
Damn girl, are you my inevitable death? Because I hate that you exist, but somehow I always find myself lying awake at night thinking about you.
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Cc
@ThPoirot par exemple -
Suis tombé déçu lors de ma recherche. Quand on passe par l'argument ontologique, on comprend tout de suite mieux.
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Let's hear it for misogynistic existentialism...
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I like that this is romantic whether or not you’re a member of The Addams Family.
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Being-toward-death does not usually induce boners, AFAIK
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