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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    1. Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 16 Jun 2018
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      I hate how they have separate names for sea animals. They should all be like sea lion where they take a land animal and add "sea" to it. Sharks should be "sea tigers", whales "sea elephants". Tiger shark would then be "tiger sea tiger". Whale shark, "sea elephant sea tiger", etc.

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      Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 16 Jun 2018
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      While I'm on the subject, dolphins should be called "sea horse", and what we now call "seahorse" should be "sea mantis" or some shit. I don't know. I don't care about stupid sea insects. Call them whatever. Dolphin is the fucking sea horse though.

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        2. underdeveloped pisces with a fire moon‏ @larecluse 16 Jun 2018
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          Seals should be sea dogs

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        3. Richard‏ @RSPian 17 Jun 2018
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          In Irish one term for otter is madra uisce which is literally water dog (madra = dog uisce = water)

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        1. Manolo de Ramona  🇩🇴 🇮🇱‏ @manoloderamona 16 Jun 2018
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          Sea honey badgers, man

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        1. Kevin Downey‏ @hiredman_ 16 Jun 2018
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          Dolphins are clearly sea chimps

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        1. Roman Ripa‏ @romanripa 16 Jun 2018
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          Sea human

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        2. Fighters with CTE for Biden‏ @thereisnoanger 16 Jun 2018
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          I'd rather our local sports teams not have to change names so I instead propose Horses be called Earth Dolphins. Or something.

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        3. Fighters with CTE for Biden‏ @thereisnoanger 16 Jun 2018
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          Dirt Dolphins*

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        1. Frances_Larina‏ @Frances_Larina 16 Jun 2018
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          1. Apart from a few jealous mammals, aquatic animals came first. 2. Insects are just land shrimp.

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        1. Philosophy's Mary Sue‏ @AristotlesNotes 16 Jun 2018
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          Sea scorpions.

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        1. Jerdles‏ @ieremaias 16 Jun 2018
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          Elephant sea dogs.

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