You should be very suspicious of anyone who is hot and funny. There is something horribly deficient about them that they need to be both.
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I looked cute in mine
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I feel personally called out by the accuracy of this statement. And yeah, I just claimed that I'm both hot and funny, my wife assures me this is true. Everyone likes puns right?
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I looked like a foot in high school and had to rely on being a clown, then my face decided appeal to humans and now I scare people on twitter
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