Sometimes I forget to have a crisis but get wasted anyway.
Remember, Friday is the best day to have an existential crisis, because you can drink all you want and you have the whole weekend to recover / think about death.
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Are ya’ll alright?
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That assumes the person has the weekend off...
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There's a reason I look forward to Friday Night Whiskey every seven days.
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Thank you for reminding me why I'm engaged in my current activity
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Please stop stalking me. It is also weird that you are following me around my job and the liquor store . How did you see my crisis from afar? Need not your judgement.. I will however take your suggestion.
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