Which is why it's important to learn how to ignore the alarm clock, so we can start our day with what really matters - intense panic.
There are a lot of problems with living life under modernity, but the most insidious is the alarm clock. We have built a society where every day starts with disappointment that it has begun.
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Every day I wake up with the thought that nothing will happen to me as pleasing as what I just stopped doing
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Shit! I just had the exact same thought the other day! Nothing can be better than sleep! It goes down from there!
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I no-joke have to change the sound of my alarm every so often because I condition myself to hate it and hearing it at other times of the day causes a Pavlovian reaction.
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I used to have bird sounds as my alarm clock and now I can’t be in peace in a damn park
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"The clock, not the steam-engine, is the key-machine of the modern industrial age." Lewis Mumford
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You have to embrace the sound of the alarm clock as an absurd start into another day in an absurd world
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Well at least it provides a totally non-cliched opening shot of a student short film
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No clock, no watch. One of the main reasons I'm a freelancer.
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