I don't need to see headlines anymore. I can just wait for this tweet to blow up whenever the president* says something more profoundly stupid than usual.
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WaPo: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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NyTimes: Turns out he also shat on a baby.
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Fox News: WHO LEAKED THIS? LEAKERS ARE BAD. Breitbart: The baby was a fake plant from the DEEP STATE GLOBALIST CONSPIRACY
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Religious right: At least the baby wasn't ABORTED.
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This thread is why twitter was invented.
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It's a great thread. The best. Everyone says so.
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True. This thread has the best tweets. The very best. Tremendous tweets you can't get from any other thread.
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Nice to see this shit making its way though the human centipede of the internet.
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FAKE POOS
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Winner
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LOL..And it was a beautiful shit, a great shit, it was just huge..I do the best shits, really, ppl tell me all the time!!pic.twitter.com/iTsxLAAnLR
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I think @marciewarcie just won the internet today. -
"most people don't know that shit used to be food"
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I have every right to shit myself. At any time.
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If the president does it, it's presidential!
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McCain: "I find it deeply disturbing if true, but the President has every legal right to shit himself"
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