Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life? I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco.https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
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Note: I am not kind. But after dropping that much money and having to feed my husband Benadryl afterward, you'd be a little mad, too.
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“These are made with rancid ricotta,” the server said, a tiny fried cheese ball in front of each of us. “I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?” “No. Rancid.”https://bit.ly/HellNoBros
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Someone found a photo of the chefs.https://twitter.com/simply_hande/status/1468683901879177216 …
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Y'all my sweet friend Ellie just shared some more photos from this night and I somehow forgot the fruit roll-up and creme fraiche course and oh my god our faces during this meal.https://twitter.com/ellerosetweets/status/1468674216698564617 …
Here are some photos I took of the experience to add to the story
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Update: Lisa found the Polaroid that the chef insisted on taking with us even though we didn't ask. Note the balloons.https://twitter.com/LisaDMyers/status/1468832898304380932 …
It’s true. It was awful. I did up drinking an entire bottle of wine though so I was mercifully drunk
Here’s the very blurry Polaroid of us in front of the restaurant which weirdly looks like something out of a vampire movie.. pic.twitter.com/CEWUUBzLM9Show this thread -
I have just been informed that one of the chefs has a tattoo that says "Bros Before Hos". What an absolute asshole.https://twitter.com/rileyisaghost/status/1468837248070156293 …
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UPDATE, HE'S SEEN THE POST:https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1469109809593012226 …
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I’m sorry they tried to poison your husband but this is top-notch content
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I was ok with things, and a bit bemused until I got to the serving of citrus foam. I had to pause to collect myself. You had to lick it out of what? REALLY? Props to you and
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Yeah. That bit got to me, too. How demeaning. I would rather starve.
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Holy. Shit. I shouldn't be laughing, because its horrible, but its a laugh I needed to today. I'm sorry.
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Are you kidding? That makes it ALMOST (but definitely not quite but almost) WORTH IT!!!
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