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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. I got hacked for writing about cinnamon rolls. Then I got a James Beard Award. She/Her.

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    Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 24 Aug 2019

    Geraldine Retweeted Variety

    I have this working theory that Jeff Goldblum isn't actually human. He's just this very chic alien who is doing, like, a so-so job of fitting in on our planet and everyone's okay with it.https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1165042916756058112 …

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    Jeff Goldblum walks the #D23Expo red carpet pic.twitter.com/1GOrqBem8M
    10:11 AM - 24 Aug 2019
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      2. C. Scott‏ @cspf42 24 Aug 2019
        Replying to @everywhereist

        Mediocre job at best. It’s clear he’s not one of us. But everyone is definitely okay with it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Cleodora Silvestri is a proud no-coiner‏ @drakkenmensch 25 Aug 2019
        Replying to @cspf42 @everywhereist

        This opens up a whole new world of Nic Cage theories...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. donna s.‏ @dolowesi 24 Aug 2019
        Replying to @everywhereist

        Solid theory. It takes mad skills to make painfully awkward look that cool and sexy.

        1 reply 2 retweets 164 likes
      3. Jennifer McConser‏ @JMcconser 25 Aug 2019
        Replying to @dolowesi @everywhereist

        Goals

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2.  🏳️‍🌈 Grumpy Trash Panda  🦝‏ @AmandaKBelieves 24 Aug 2019
        Replying to @everywhereist

        I wouldn’t trust a single person who isn’t at least a little in love with him.

        6 replies 3 retweets 452 likes
      3. Kirsten p: kearstin  🇺🇦‏Verified account @KirstenAlana 24 Aug 2019
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        💯

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      1. Mell‏ @MellDurango 24 Aug 2019
        Replying to @everywhereist

        but it's a rather appealing "so-so job" of posing as human ... as opposed to really horrible one.pic.twitter.com/z3xvHtN86R

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      2. Heather H-Vaxxed, Boosted, Masked (she/her)‏ @OneEyedGraeae 24 Aug 2019
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        He landed in the late eighties.pic.twitter.com/aep7v4vjvB

        6 replies 3 retweets 214 likes
      3. Cindy Aitch‏ @twindy5 24 Aug 2019
        Replying to @OneEyedGraeae @everywhereist

        He made a very beautiful alien-human in that! #EarthGirlsAreEasy #JeffGoldblum

        2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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      1. WDA‏ @WdWillard 24 Aug 2019
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        He seems benevolent so far.

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