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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. I got hacked for writing about cinnamon rolls. Then I got a James Beard Award. She/Her.

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    Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 31 May 2019

    The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

    7:17 PM - 31 May 2019
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      2. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 31 May 2019

        She becomes a sort of folk hero for the women of Gotham. She unleashes financial records for companies that don't compensate women properly. She blackmails cheaters and misogynists. She threatens the goddamn Patriarchy. It's terrifying and wonderful.

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      3. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 31 May 2019

        The Batman needs to stop her to restore the order of things, but on some level, he's conflicted. She's a villain. But she's right.

        111 replies 852 retweets 13,491 likes
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      4. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 31 May 2019

        Her catchphrase would be "Well, ACTUALLY ..." and then she'd just trail off and laugh maniacally.

        145 replies 985 retweets 16,512 likes
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      5. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        OMG, y'all, I suggested a girl should be in a comic and they are so, so mad and I can't stop laughingpic.twitter.com/ImLIv9XKWu

        304 replies 685 retweets 10,357 likes
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      6. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        The only sustenance I need today is fragile male tweets and hot pocketspic.twitter.com/Petq3FrdBO

        68 replies 308 retweets 7,270 likes
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      7. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        Geraldine Retweeted

        oh my god, what if I'm the Joker and I just wrote my own origin story without realizing it https://twitter.com/GnrRnr81/status/1134867745672171521 …

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        94 replies 405 retweets 12,020 likes
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      8. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        LOL, these guys in my mentions who are mad that I suggested - SUGGESTED - a girl Joker wouldn't last a fucking day as a woman.

        93 replies 282 retweets 8,363 likes
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      9. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        Their fragile male rage just makes me stronger. 🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/UQl3J3zck6

        73 replies 199 retweets 5,345 likes
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      10. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        Imagine getting this mad because someone suggested the bad guy should be a girl. But when we try to fight back at the government regulating our bodies we're hysterical and out of line. 🤷‍♀️

        36 replies 348 retweets 6,906 likes
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      11. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        Holy shit this is like four different squares on Misogynist Twitter Bingopic.twitter.com/QDrUiRObqU

        65 replies 251 retweets 5,678 likes
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      12. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        DEFINITELY NOT UPSET ABOUT THE SUGGESTION OF A GIRL BEING IN A COMIC BOOK, NOPE, NOT AT ALL TRIGGEREDpic.twitter.com/598CnCVAeJ

        90 replies 180 retweets 5,173 likes
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      13. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 1 Jun 2019

        THE WAR ON MEN, HOUR 21: The women continue to harass us w/ their demands for equal pay, paid maternity leave, and representation in both the government and comic books. The men shudder at the idea of a female joker. Sandwich reserves are low and the women refuse to make us more.pic.twitter.com/IeKNYWmYPE

        111 replies 380 retweets 5,602 likes
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      14. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 2 Jun 2019

        The War on Men, Hour 38: We continue to explain that there is ALREADY a female Joker, so there's no need for another one. Anyway, let's make another Batman with a hetero cis white guy in the lead because it's been five minutes since we've done that.pic.twitter.com/2CGSuUEWH9

        66 replies 134 retweets 2,584 likes
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      15. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 2 Jun 2019

        I JUST GOT MISOGYNISTIC TWITTER BINGO!pic.twitter.com/R3hnwj4zot

        100 replies 562 retweets 4,722 likes
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      16. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 2 Jun 2019

        I made this in Microsoft Paint and it took me a very long time and I regret nothing.

        24 replies 34 retweets 2,682 likes
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      17. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 2 Jun 2019

        This was fun, but I need a little break from Twitter. If you are interested in cool women who make comics, THERE ARE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF THEM, but you can start with the amazing work of @GWillowWilson @fionastaples @kellysue @TessFowler @gingerhazing @LockettDown.

        20 replies 189 retweets 2,296 likes
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      18. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 2 Jun 2019

        And if you are interested in my work (thank you, you weirdos), you can check out my blog or my book. Okay. Mwah mwah mwah I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMILE UNLESS YOU WANT TO.

        72 replies 44 retweets 2,411 likes
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      19. Geraldine‏Verified account @everywhereist 31 Oct 2019

        We regret nothing.pic.twitter.com/ToNlyFboPW

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