GeraldineVerified account

@everywhereist

Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. Liberal. ALL OVER THE PLACE, out May 2017 by RTs are marriage proposals

Seattle and elsewhere
Joined April 2009

Tweets

You blocked @everywhereist

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @everywhereist

  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 2

    My memoir, ALL OVER THE PLACE, is out TODAY. Please consider buying several dozen copies and constructing a fort.

  2. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    isn't kidding - some of the finest feces humour ever! You're missing out if you're not buying

  3. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    approaching Shakespearean levels of haunted

  4. 2 hours ago

    Forgive the posting of the Kathy Griffin/Trump image, but Edward has a pretty valid effing point here.

  5. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Meanwhile, as much as y'all threatened Barack's life, y'all ain't ever give a fuck how it affected Malia and Sasha. GTFO.

  6. Retweeted
    May 30
  7. Retweeted
  8. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    The way it works, Phil, is this: I don't care what you wanted to follow.

  9. 4 hours ago

    OH FFS, we *all* know what it means - that the president is a goddamn idiot who can't even own up to the most benign mistake.

  10. 4 hours ago

    The NOOK edition of my book is available at Barnes & Noble for $3.99. That is like a PENNY PER POOP JOKE.

  11. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
  12. Retweeted
    5 hours ago
  13. 6 hours ago
  14. 6 hours ago

    Did it upset Ivanka more than when the inspectors of her factory in China were arrested/went missing? Because that actually happened.

  15. Retweeted
    14 hours ago
  16. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    I can think of four people off the top of my head murdered by white nationalists in the last month

  17. 7 hours ago
  18. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Trump: "double down" Spicer: "but it's not even a re-" Trump: "I SAID DOUBLE DOWN"

  19. 9 hours ago

    Man, if only she was a male sexual offender who worked at Fox. Then she could have kept the gig for 30 years.

  20. Retweeted
    12 hours ago
  21. 10 hours ago

    It's the last day of - I talk about my story in my book. 🧠🏥👍🏽 I also write about poop.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·