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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. Liberal. ALL OVER THE PLACE, out May 2017 by RTs are marriage proposals

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 2

    My memoir, ALL OVER THE PLACE, is out TODAY. Please consider buying several dozen copies and constructing a fort.

    26 replies 13 retweets 105 likes
  2. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    isn't kidding - some of the finest feces humour ever! You're missing out if you're not buying

    The NOOK edition of my book is available at Barnes & Noble for $3.99. That is like a PENNY PER POOP JOKE.
    1 retweet 5 likes
  3. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    approaching Shakespearean levels of haunted

    Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
    31 replies 117 retweets 666 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    Forgive the posting of the Kathy Griffin/Trump image, but Edward has a pretty valid effing point here.

    I'm starting to think this right wing outrage is manufactured.
    2 replies 12 retweets 35 likes
  5. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Meanwhile, as much as y'all threatened Barack's life, y'all ain't ever give a fuck how it affected Malia and Sasha. GTFO.

    19 replies 441 retweets 1,147 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    68 replies 3,712 retweets 10,583 likes
  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    lol

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    12 replies 207 retweets 448 likes
  8. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    The way it works, Phil, is this: I don't care what you wanted to follow.

    Replying to @hels
    Let's talk food, shall we? I would follow a political podcast host if that is what I wanted to follow
    16 replies 11 retweets 288 likes
  9. 4 hours ago

    OH FFS, we *all* know what it means - that the president is a goddamn idiot who can't even own up to the most benign mistake.

    0:33
    Spicer on 'covfefe' tweet: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant."
    7 retweets 57 likes
  10. 4 hours ago

    The NOOK edition of my book is available at Barnes & Noble for $3.99. That is like a PENNY PER POOP JOKE.

    1 reply 11 likes
  11. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Just as God 'took care of' the dinosaurs.

    GOP lawmaker Tim Walberg: God 'can take care of' climate change via
    1 reply 4 retweets 20 likes
  12. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    OMFG.

    236 replies 1,029 retweets 2,953 likes
  13. 6 hours ago

    Grab Mother Earth by the pussy.

    I worship Jesus, not Mother Earth. He calls us all to be good stewards of the planet, but doesn't mean I have to care about global warming.
    6 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    Did it upset Ivanka more than when the inspectors of her factory in China were arrested/went missing? Because that actually happened.

    Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!
    1 reply 7 retweets 40 likes
  15. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Y'all don't even live together, man.

    Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!
    24 replies 773 retweets 1,291 likes
  16. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    I can think of four people off the top of my head murdered by white nationalists in the last month

    "Kathy Griffin is just the tip of the liberal violence iceberg"
    116 replies 5,604 retweets 11,752 likes
  17. 7 hours ago

    Oh, fuck me.

    JUST IN: Spicer says Trump meant to tweet "covfefe"
    6 replies 10 retweets 83 likes
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    7 hours ago

    Trump: "double down" Spicer: "but it's not even a re-" Trump: "I SAID DOUBLE DOWN"

    JUST IN: Spicer says Trump meant to tweet "covfefe"
    92 retweets 152 likes
  19. 9 hours ago

    Man, if only she was a male sexual offender who worked at Fox. Then she could have kept the gig for 30 years.

    CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year's Eve program.
    2 replies 92 retweets 249 likes
  20. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Nicaragua rejected Paris climate deal b/c it didn't think it went far enough. So it's just Syria. Even NKorea signed

    “The only other two countries that aren't supporting the deal are Nicaragua and Syria.” U.S. vs. 194 other nations
    71 replies 2,397 retweets 2,580 likes
  21. 10 hours ago

    It's the last day of - I talk about my story in my book. 🧠🏥👍🏽 I also write about poop.

    1 reply 6 likes

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