eve peyser

@evepeyser

beautiful woman writer / et al • as seen on/in • makes jokes too

New York City always & forever
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  2. 2 hours ago

    when someone who tells everyone they hate u tries to suck up to u

    8:29 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 retweets 24 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    me: single and ready to mingle! also me:

    7:50 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 71 likes
  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    Marking an email as unread is my most benign effort at self-delusion.

    9 retweets 71 likes
  5. 6 hours ago

    the awards show seems to be in full swing. bye twitter i dont care.

    5 likes
  6. 6 hours ago

    louise in the streets, gene in the sheets

    25 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining!

    The last tweet was the result of unauthorized access to our account and in no way represents the opinion of the party. We are investigating.
    1 retweet 14 likes
  8. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    One time I went to a club and offered to buy this lady some cheese fries instead of a drink and she said yes. Vote me for president.

    24 retweets 100 likes
  9. 6 hours ago

    SCREAMING ON THE INTERNET AND DEAD SILENT INSIDE

    19 likes
  10. 6 hours ago

    YES BROAD CITY MOST CERTAINLY INVENTED THE TERM PEGGING

    4:53 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 16 likes
  11. 6 hours ago

    NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4:47 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 16 likes
  12. 6 hours ago

    what's his advice? "If you have a game plan, you can accomplish your goals."

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    4 likes
  13. 6 hours ago

    sorry, not sure if u all caught that. he's saving up...for a...house...

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    4 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    he's saving up for a HOUSE now.

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    11 likes
  15. 6 hours ago

    this kid's financial 'responsibility' makes me sad! he's saving up for a house now! enjoy ur youth, man!!!!

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    8 likes
  16. 6 hours ago

    all u have to do is live with ur parents and work over 12 hours per day!!!

    This millennial paid off $23,375 in student loans in just 10 months
    9 retweets 40 likes
  17. 6 hours ago

    current mood: no boys wanna go to the dance with me, cold, tired

    2 retweets 13 likes
  18. 7 hours ago

    Omg can everyone stfu about Hillary and Bernie

    4 retweets 28 likes
  19. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2014

    LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack

    13,940 retweets 23,770 likes
  20. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    An Oral History Of You Not Talking to Me Or My Son Ever Again

    5 retweets 25 likes
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