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For I profiled Dr. Terry Dubrow of "Botched," the premiere reality TV plastic surgeon, an unexpected voice of caution in a world where extreme cosmetic surgery has become more and more normalized
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Thanks @evepesyer You really captured the menschiness of Terry!
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For @GQMagazine I profiled Dr. Terry Dubrow of "Botched," the premiere reality TV plastic surgeon, an unexpected voice of caution in a world where extreme cosmetic surgery has become more and more normalized gq.com/story/botched-
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I told Terry that Botched has made me never want plastic surgery. “Isn’t that fantastic? No matter how negative we go, we’re never going to stop [it]. It’s like a forest fire. If we can put a screen in front of the sparks coming off of the flames? Great.”
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The longtime reality TV fixture is one of the most beloved plastic surgeons in the country, someone so skilled with a scalpel that he can fix the supposedly unfixable. And now he has a message for anyone looking to get some work done
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha🙃
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The Nets are vibing and look happy to be playing basketball. The next weeks without Kevin Durant will test both those good vibes and the strength of the bench. @evepeyser writes trib.al/OF8EGMe
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taking a hard look in the mirror and asking myself, "how many second round picks am *i* worth?"
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if you were an NYC teen in ~2009 remember how we used to say "I'm tight right now" to mean I'm pissed off? that was top tier slang and I think about it a lot
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if sean mcvay retired, he wouldn’t be “quitting” or “giving up.” he’d simply be leaving his full-time job (“football coaching”) to devote himself to his side hustle (CHUNKY SOUP)
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dry january, except it’s every month of every year for the rest of your life—cannot recommend this highly enough
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big market nba teams need to get their shit together and get elderly dance crews. it’s the most charming time out entertainment.
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