This guy I used to date, who I’m still friends with because it only ended because he moved to LA, just asked me to help him book a flight because his WiFi at home is out, and he doesn’t wanna book it on his phone. Understandable, right?
-
Show this thread
-
So even tho I’m over here rolling my eyes bc I’m tryna nap, not help someone book a flight when they could get one of their close friends to do it, but whatever, I’m nice, so I FaceTime him to book this flight.
1 reply 0 retweets 2 likesShow this thread -
So he’s all like “book it from NYC to Tulum on...” I’m over here jealous because, ugh hello, I too would like to be in Tulum and not in this cold af city.
1 reply 0 retweets 3 likesShow this thread -
So I ask for his passport number, and he’s like “I don’t have it on me, can you look in your desk?” And I’m like ???? There’s no way you left your passport here, it’s been like two months. And he insists that I go look...
1 reply 0 retweets 3 likesShow this thread -
And there’s MY passport sitting right there in my desk, where he had moved it, before he left. And he’s like “put your passport number in, this one’s your ticket”pic.twitter.com/ncKhI3XONK
3 replies 0 retweets 14 likesShow this thread -
So if y’all see me in Tulum next month please text me this emoji
for re-opening a closed door, which I do not condone.7 replies 1 retweet 27 likesShow this thread -
Replying to @BriannaNHolt
i support this union lmfao even if it ends up in smoke, atleast you went to tulum
1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @evelynvwoodsen
I might have to go sispic.twitter.com/ie5H639hMQ
1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @BriannaNHolt
is he cute? bih just go, enjoy a free trip lmfao
1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @evelynvwoodsen
Would I ever talk to a man who is not cute???pic.twitter.com/NP41EBkGtg
1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.