evany

@evany

I've survived two major earthquakes, a burst appendix and an exploding can of refried beans. I also word at Pinterest!

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Joined August 2006

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  1. Tech jargon jamboree: "drink the koolaid"...dude, the JONESTOWN MASSACRE?! How about we ease up on the mass-murder metaphors...teehee?

  2. Eeee! ": Time-stretched mom Evany uses Pinterest to find a new look for work. "

  3. HOLY POW I DID IT! 31 days of parenting bads, work whoopses and other writed wrongs!

  4. Someone is trying to blackmail into deleting this tweet from months ago.

  5. Twitter just let me know that this doesn't violate their rules or qualify as abusive behavior. Lighten up, ladies!

  6. Hey, hey, hey fellow wearing the giant-face Cosby tee on BART: To you I say hell J-E-L-L-no.

  7. Last night's elaborate zombie dream ends in a loophole: We all go rollerskating because? ZOMBIES CAN'T ROLLERSKATE!

  8. Ever wonder what I look like when I pee? Feather-scene Forrest Gump. Same headcock and everything.

  9. I think I just coughed up some regrets from seventh grade (re: my weak, soul-hacking, tuberculean -fatigue cold).

  10. Couldn't make my talk at SXSW? Weep not! Here's the "just like being there" blow-by-blow:

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