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What would you have already died of if you’d been born in the middle ages
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being gay
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It was all the rampage in those days, the Romans were famous for it and other eras!
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I probably would have died being born, my mom had a lot of complications and I was born very premature and was very tiny
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I was thinking "oh, I really haven't had any major medical intervention, so probably some infectious disease." Totally forgot I was an emergency c-section and prior to modern medicine, both my mom and I would have died.
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My cleft palate at birth. It’s weird sometimes knowing that if you’d been born even 10 years earlier/any where else in the world at the time, you would have died in infancy. Modern medicine is wild
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Definitely a UTI or kidney infection, assuming I wasn't burned at the stake for mouthing off first.
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The mouthing off would have killed me, too. Burned at the stake, I 'll bet.
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Being 49.
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