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@evanbooth

I build stuff out of other stuff • counter hack challenges • co-host of the 架空の podcast • • • tweets are mine

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Jan 2017

    I'm doing science and need your help! Please go here and draw a human: The more the better, so please share! :D

    7 replies 29 retweets 34 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Let’s talk about getting jobs and negotiating salaries.

    20 replies 85 retweets 329 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 15
    Replying to

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  4. Mar 15

    She was anxious at times and she reeealllly wanted to eat all the squirrels, but this good pup passed the camping test with flying colors. 💯

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  5. Mar 14

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  6. Mar 14

    Things could be much, much worse. 😊

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  7. Mar 13

    Just locked my truck for the first time in months when I ran into the store because I had toilet paper in the cab. What a boring dystopia. 🤣

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  8. Mar 13

    My original plan for Saturday involved holding my breath and running through three airports, but it looks like I'll camping the greensboro wilderness with this magnificent beast instead. If you're out picking berries or looking for good toilet paper leaves, come say hello! ⛺🌲

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  9. Mar 11

    I was planning on bringing along some tools and building a fake badge in the lobby, but since is now completely virtual, you might have to settle for some convincing photoshops. 🏅

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  10. Mar 10

    If anyone out there is confused, here's a photo of an AR-14.

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  11. Mar 9

    Imagine being so thoroughly butt sore about US politics that you celebrate economic instability. 🤣

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  12. Mar 8

    Hi yes, I'd like a number four with seasoned fries, a Dr. Pepper, and one Ancient Sword of the Meth King please.

    'Ancient Sword of the Meth King' seized by Michigan police
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  13. Mar 7

    Everybody: *panicking about COVID-19* This champion:

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    I wrote this song to be performed on drums & sax... ...on a bike.
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  14. Mar 5

    🤣

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    I travel lots, attend conferences, teach classes, and interact with lots of people from all over. My primary objective is to keep myself healthy. Secondary objectives are to not share or spread sickness Here's a few habits I've developed that might be helpful to others:

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  16. Mar 3

    I've eaten a LOT of almonds lately. someone please lie to me and tell me eating them will give me super powers.

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  17. Mar 3

    Any idea what dead critter this is in my almond?

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  18. Mar 3

    imagine believing this 🤣

    38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey. Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer.
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  19. Mar 3

    don't dead open inside?

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  20. Mar 3

    Unlikely dinner party with green food

    Let’s play a game! 🤓👇🏻❤️
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  21. Mar 2

    Finally, I can pick up a neural telemetry reliquary AND the latest pico diversity extraction cabinet on one, easy website.

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