Evan Tweetshuler

@evanalt

Evan Altshuler is a TV Producer, Comedy Person, Singer-Songwriter, and Obvious Jew.

New York, NY
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Oct 2016

    I can't believe we're alive for this

    4 retweets 11 likes
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  2. Apr 15

    It's a good thing my beard isn't on my face, cause I touch my beard all the time.

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  3. Apr 7

    Closed captioning is always like, ::Vocalizing::

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  4. Mar 30

    If this is truly a pandemic, why haven’t I seen one panda?

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  5. Mar 24

    At least I get another year for Olympics practice.

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  6. 4 Jul 2019

    President Whitmore From Independence Day Debates His Challenger - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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  7. 19 Oct 2018

    Thanks to and for recommending the LIVE DUBBED SITCOMS final show at our 6-year-home, ! End of an era!

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  8. 19 Oct 2018

    This was so fun! Everyone who's been dying to listen to me talk about Family Matters for an hour can finally stop dying. And see ya tonight, Mr. for the final LIVE DUBBED SITCOMS at !

    We're back with a truly wild ride -- talking about the series finale two-parter! URKEL! IN! SPACE!
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  9. 31 Aug 2018

    THURSDAY. 7PM. SUMMER ISNT OVER!

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  10. 31 Aug 2018

    He's like if Lionel Hutz Talented-Mr-Ripleyed Mr. Burns

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  11. 27 Aug 2018

    Hangin out w one of my best buds (welcome to the club)

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  12. 24 Aug 2018

    📺📺📺📺 LIVE DUBBED SITCOMS WORTH-GOING-TO ALERT 📺📺📺📺

    Brooklyn Events Worth Going To This Week: 8.23.18 - 9.2.18 | OurBKSocial
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  13. 11 Aug 2018

    If You come to at midnight, you Might be seeing a bunch of impressions. <-- Wow, what a joke structure!

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  14. 29 Jul 2018

    Just remembered two things from last night's dream: 1. A scary giraffe 2. Whispering in the President's ear

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  15. 27 Jul 2018

    TONIGHT!!! IS , IS , IS and I AM ! LIVE DUBBED SITCOMS: Drew Carey Show & Small Wonder 7:30PM at // Tickets:

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  16. 17 Jul 2018

    He was also saying boo-urns.

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  17. 16 Jul 2018

    Today, he became President. *jeff flake i mean

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  18. 27 Jun 2018

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  19. 25 Jun 2018

    Just in time

    DMB is excited to announce their exclusive limited-run Radio channel, Radio, going live on Monday, July 2 at noon ET on channel 3:
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  20. 22 Jun 2018

    Whoa Whoa Whoa

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  21. 8 Jun 2018

    Lots of things are true at the same time.

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