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@evacide
Director of Cybersecurity / Co-founder of / My tweets are my own, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once
Germanyted.com/talks/eva_galp…Joined May 2008

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Wondering where to find me on mastodon? @evacide@mastodon.lol
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Scientists have identified the most sensitive substance on Earth and it is the skin of the guy who owns this website.
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I would like a t-shirt that says "No policy, just vibes." I will wear it during panels on content moderation of social media platforms.
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The account appears to be back but its owner @jxcksweeny's account still appears to be suspended. I suspect there will be a lot more weird flailing like this because this is what happens when there's no policy anymore, just vibes.
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So much of my job is just sighing, looking off into the distance and saying "Why? Because power dynamics matter."
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tl;dr If you deal with a narcissist as if they are acting in good faith, you are in for a world of pain. You cannot change them. You can only route around them.
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Hell is a place where I explain that the 1st Amendment does not protect your right to post on social media over and over until the heat death of the universe. Yes. I know I'm in that place right now.
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btw this is what happens when you try to engage earnestly with this whole spectacle. Stamos and others have been talking about a real framework for Musk to offer mod transparency (even some of Musk's informal advisors have been talking w/ Stamos abt it) but this is the response:
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I just got an email with a tweet in it from an account that is private and which I do not follow. If your account is locked, I would not count on private tweets to stay private right now. Things are breaking in strange ways.
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The ability to opt-in to encrypted iCloud backups is a really big win for users and bad news for law enforcement, who loved to request iCloud backups to save them the trouble of breaking into a phone.
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Someone please make a chart of the different AirTag anti-stalking mitigations Apple has rolled out over time for iOS and Android. Reporting often gets this wrong and I am very tired.
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I hope that Meta actually listens to the Oversight Board and overhauls X-Check, because this is an important point.
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While Meta told the Board that cross-check aims to advance Meta’s human rights commitments, we found that the program appears more directly structured to satisfy business concerns.
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This is a website where you can fill out a form to report upcoming drag shows in Texas so that children can be protected from degeneracy. Please use this form to protect little Bobby Tables. defendkidstx.com
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Ssshhhh. No one tell this guy where I've been working at EFF for fifteen+ years now.
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Replying to @evacide
EFF was an organisation that I have followed for many years , people infiltrated that org, and changed everything it stood for. You are the product of it.
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This change is a direct result of grassroots activism and protest. If you live in San Francisco, get out there and hold your Supervisor accountable for their vote.
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I'm grateful to all who've expressed concerns with our vote authorizing SFPD to use robots to kill suspects in extreme circumstances. Despite my own deep concerns with the policy, I voted for it after additional guardrails were added. I regret it. I will vote no tomorrow. 1/4
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Do I forget to tell people about 50% of my speaking gigs, panels, trainings, and publications? Yes. This is perfectly cool and normal.
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I'm doing a thing.
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The 2022 #OpenSourceSecuritySummit will feature special guest @evacide of @EFF. Register today: btwrdn.com/3Fjoi2W
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I see we are at the "e2e encryption by default is just too difficult for users" stage of the discourse. At this point I assume the entire engineering staff of WhatsApp appears with their 2 billion users.
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Do I think that Telegram has chosen not to roll out end-to-end encryption for all comms by default because of pressure from the Russian government? Yes. Yes I do.
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This is an excellent resource for people who may be in abusive relationships and the people who want to effectively help and support them.
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✨It’s here!✨ The Manipulation is Abuse guide helps us navigate the confusing and difficult nature of emotional abuse and coercive control. Dive in and find support for identifying if what you’re experiencing is manipulation from an abuser. manipulation.chayn.co
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This is your regular reminder that Team "You're Overreacting" was never arguing in good faith and also they were very wrong.
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This is our new #prolife dystopia: A woman was arrested for "chemical endangerment" for using drugs while pregnant. The problem: She wasn't pregnant. So officers released her, but told her if she gets pregnant IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS she'll be re-arrested. reuters.com/legal/governme
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Effectively punishing bad actors in this space has proven to be very difficult. I hope that lawsuits like this one can show us the way forward.
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Why We're Suing NSO Group. knightcolumbia.org/blog/why-were-
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Someone told me that purple hair and a leather jacket were the femme-in-tech equivalent of dressing like a shlub to indicate that you are so good at your job that you do not have to conform to social norms and now I can't unsee it.
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