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Writer, reformed musician. Bylines at @tnyshouts

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    Ethan Simon‏ @ethanisimon Mar 9

    Ethan Simon Retweeted Screen Queens

    Not to get all Joseph Campbell on you here, but this is a classic Hero's Journey. The bear begins in stasis (not on cocaine), then heeds the call (to do a bunch of cocaine), and finally returns to stasis having learned a valuable lesson (cocaine is great).https://twitter.com/screenqueenz/status/1369385197653868544 …

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    Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal. The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler. The exact details of the film are under wraps. pic.twitter.com/kpcvyMnsL9
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      2. Krithika Varagur‏Verified account @krithikavaragur Mar 9
        Replying to @ethanisimon

        Friendship w/ “save the cat” over Now “save cocaine bear” is new best friend

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Ethan Simon‏ @ethanisimon Mar 9
        Replying to @krithikavaragur

        "Cocaine that bear! A ten-step guide to selling your next screenplay."

        1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Chris Hind‏ @HindChristopher Mar 10
        Replying to @ethanisimon

        Into The Belly Of The Beast (Goes 70lbs Of Cocaine)

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      1. YoutubeCOMMENTER‏ @YTubeCOMMENTER Mar 10
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        In the 5th segment he has to overcome a difficulty, when he briefly feels the comedown happening. Then he eats more cocaine and overcomes.

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      1. coyart‏ @coyart Mar 10
        Replying to @ethanisimon

        After he runs out of cocaine he goes to a ski lodge in Vail and eats 27 skiers gakked to the gills on coke. This becomes his daily maintenance fix. Hilarity ensues...

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      2. Silver‏ @silver_nightESP Mar 10
        Replying to @ethanisimon @DayoScript

        That's Pablo Escobear

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      3. AlternativeFacts‏ @rsammysams Mar 10
        Replying to @silver_nightESP @ethanisimon @DayoScript

        👍👍👍

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      1. I am on a book‏ @oinkbaamoo Mar 10
        Replying to @ethanisimon

        70 ponds of cocaine? How big were the ponds?

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      1. Jason Diamos‏ @Mrmosman66 Mar 10
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        😂

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