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Been in it since ‘98, babyyyy!! I knew ALL the choreo for Say My Name.
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“We really just wanted to do something fun something for the summer time something for the girls to you know get ready and party to.”
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Mental Monday check-in: how you feeling? Describe it with a meme/gif.
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Victoria Monet is really the moment and I love this for her so much.
Out of all the concert crowds I’ve encountered…the Swifties might be my favorite. They have been so sweet and kind and fun!!
As a black man…showing up to Jerk x Jollof with a white woman in tow is just…why? Why would you do that?
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My first impression of #TheUltimatumQueerLove is that Vanessa is a megalomaniac who wants everyone to fall in love with her lmfaoooo
They need to cancel it period. Belle Isle is not a fair option either as it’s a state park and funded by passes that people can’t use because of the weeks of set up, actual weekend, and weeks of tear down. It has no worth or benefit to the city or the economy and ESPECIALLY us.
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So many industry folks said they were completely dead last night. No one is in these hotels yet despite the race being tmrw. This shit is bout to be so fucking LAME. And for WHAT??? When you have an ENTIRE ISLE at your disposal???
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It’s very strange how much the city does stuff for worldly optics that actually does nothing for the city’s economy
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This stupid ass Grand Prix is fucking my money up for the weekend and I’m PISSED. People are literally avoiding the city and have been since Wednesday, despite beautiful weather finally arriving. How is that good for downtown businesses????
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So many industry folks said they were completely dead last night. No one is in these hotels yet despite the race being tmrw. This shit is bout to be so fucking LAME. And for WHAT??? When you have an ENTIRE ISLE at your disposal???
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This stupid ass Grand Prix is fucking my money up for the weekend and I’m PISSED. People are literally avoiding the city and have been since Wednesday, despite beautiful weather finally arriving. How is that good for downtown businesses????
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This one better have you singing about cocaine and bitches again or I’m OUTTA HERE!
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Why are you blatantly lying????
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There are many ways to reach downtown & get around that aren’t just cars.
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These remind me of a pair of dunks I had in 9th grade. 🥹
NEED!
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Burnt hot dog, grilled chicken, cold salad (pasta, potato, etc)
So instead of actually FUCKING FINISHING 75…the answer is to punish taxpayers?
A C A B.
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Madison Heights and Royal Oak police departments are joining forces to stop drivers from cutting through neighborhood streets to avoid the I-75 construction. wxyz.com/news/madison-h
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I’m such a silly goose. I was wondering why I took a nap two days in a row, until I remembered I also took gummies two days in a row. 🤣🤣
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Do you guys do well with budgeting?
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My hair appointment got rescheduled. It’s only another week away but that was gonna be my dopamine for this week, now wtf do I do?! 😂
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Like, why are you adding punctuation for me? Maybe work on getting the words that I’m saying right before you start trying to edit my sentences.
Some of the best orgasms I’ve ever had started this way, WHEW!
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I started taking my nasal spray at the beginning of May because I was BORN IN THIS SHIT!!
I couldn’t do yard work as a kid because I’d have to sleep it off for 24 hours with Benadryl.
I once ruined a trip to Chicago because I had such a bad hay fever reaction.
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Everyone is so confused about their allergies like we weren’t locked in the house for two years lmfaooo.
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I’m gonna be blonde again in a week and will not know how to act. 😈
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On god lol this my favorite example twitter.com/gotdamnocles/s
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Let a group of Black people find out you’re good at ANYTHING and it will be the most wholesome and uplifting thing that ever happens to you 
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Be careful parking downtown if you have unpaid tickets, they getting niggas left and right. Our chef got her car towed and I’ve seen boots on cars all week.
The fact that I was compelled to play Innervisions and SITKOL all the way through yesterday at work and didn’t even realize it was his birthday? I truly stan.
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I’m so hype for Movement weekend. I get to make all the money and then spend two days partying and doing mushrooms 🥰🥰
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