carrying all the groceries in one go
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Field Yates stole this tweet
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Nothing. There’s nothing that makes me say “this feels like an Olympic sport” that isn’t an Olympic sport.
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You know silence was an option right. It's ok you got nothing but we didn't need to know that.
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Running out of your garage after hitting the close button without setting off the sensor
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finishing your pee before commercial ends
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Or, if you’re an older guy, like me, finishing your pee before you put your pants back on.
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vIdeo gaem
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