her look says like someone else is the father..
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Over compensation.
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They should give you one of these that says, “don’t worry, I am shooting blanks” after a vasectomy. Most ladies don’t want babies at any given time, so it’s really a better value prop!
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Not the worst one. The worst two.
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This is disturbing on a number of levels.
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"Hey honey, you ready for me to shoot the baby into you so you can be its host for the rest of the year?" Works every time...
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serious WTF energy here
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It’s a timesaver when a guy gives you two solid reasons to give him a pass before you even learn his name.
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