Five year old keeps walking up to me with his big puppy dog eyes and saying, "I'm saaaaad". So I brace myself for expressions of pandemic related frustrations, loneliness, and so on....
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And inevitably when I ask why, he says "because I can't keep a bear as a pet." Or "if I eat a googleplex of Oreos my stomach will explode". Or "why do I get only one birthday a year?"
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And well, I don't know how to prepare him for those kind of lifelong disappointments.
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SO clever. You think he’s a writer? Sure seems capable of the wholly -original turn of phrase.
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Could be. He's very imaginative.
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