The Last Egg

@escapist

Khaleesi of the great grass sea

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Joined November 2006
Born in 1979
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  1. 3 hours ago

    Can we, as a people, agree to no longer abide disaster movie trailers accompanied by slowed-down, melancholic renditions of classic songs?

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  2. 5 hours ago

    I'm being mean to a plumber. I had hoped my day would go differently.

    1 reply 1 like
  3. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    : Justice Department lawyers argue Trump can accept payments from foreign governments

    987 replies 2,231 retweets 1,277 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I know. That's how I read it at first.

    1,348 replies 46,061 retweets 121,176 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    A reminder: a tentpole feature of fascism is denying personhood to others, especially critics.

    Eric Trump says he thinks critics of his father are "not even people.":
    1 reply 17 retweets 23 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    EPA head Scott Pruitt says 'almost 50,000 jobs' have been gained in coal. Fact check: It's only 1,000.

    311 replies 2,944 retweets 3,252 likes
  7. Jun 6

    Did you know you can turn junky string cheese into something amazing with a skillet and some hot sauce?

    1 reply
  8. Jun 6

    Last night we watch Trainspotting. Today I'm listening to Faith No More and Bane. I'm not ashamed: 2017 is the pits.

    1 like
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I'm not *saying* they're related, but …

    Replying to @elonmusk @TeslaMotors
    BREAKING: stocks see record high as CEO Elon Musk confirms he goes commando. More at 11.
    598 replies 7,574 retweets 32,411 likes
  10. Jun 5

    Toki said he'd set up our "smart media center" for us but I guess I'm gonna have to do it myself

    4 likes
  11. Jun 5

    Oof that HomePod price point is going to be a problem for a lot of people

    1 reply
  12. Jun 5

    Apple just announced the UE Wonderboom

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  13. Jun 3

    Finally found an interesting type of yoga

  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    Same.

    Trump ‘gaining weight’ and ‘emotionally withdrawing’ as Russia probe swamps White House: report
    299 replies 1,387 retweets 11,062 likes
  15. Jun 1

    I saw a sign today @ Glendale, California

  16. Jun 1

    My oath to you: whenever a person in a movie answers the phone & says "Oh hi, sis!" I will immediately turn the movie off and curse the sun.

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Fuck trump, fuck republicans, fuck democrats who can't focus on the issues, fuck America, fuck you, fuck me, fuck all of humanity

    : White House tells supporters it will exit Paris climate deal
    29 replies 219 retweets 656 likes
  18. Jun 1

    Weel we're all fucked

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
  19. Jun 1

    I tried but they wouldn’t let me

    1 reply 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    May 21

    And here’s Trump at the opening of the “Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology” in Riyadh

    182 replies 592 retweets 1,939 likes

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